Unbreakable!

“Unbreakable! They’re alive, dammit. It’s a miracle! Unbreakable! They’re alive, dammit. Females are strong as hell!” Set to the autotune of a fake viral video, these lyrics come from the undeniably catchy theme song of one of Netflix’s newest original series, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Highly energetic and addictive, the music reflects the nature of the … Read more

Too Burnt to Function

A Lamont Café barista prepares the last chai tea latte, the pop hit blaring from her laptop fades to a weak bass, and swarms of students—eyes weary but triumphant— trickle towards the bag inspection line. It is 2:00 AM. Tomorrow’s p-sets have been solved. But though others’ nights have ended, mine is only halfway done. … Read more

Walking the Talk: Scott Walker in the Media

Editor’s note: below, writers Jacob Carrel and Advik Shreekumar present differing interpretations of Gov. Walker’s media appearances.  Far from a Wonk A number of recent press reports have discussed how Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has failed to answer seemingly basic questions appropriately, including “punting” on whether he believes in evolution and his failure to distance … Read more