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Former Coworkers too Busy to Meet Up, Talk Politics
An unconfirmed photograph of Senator Sanders’ criminally underused garden bench Former Senator Hillary Clinton appeared dispirited last week following a days-long attempt to coordinate a time to meet up with her former colleague, Senator Bernie Sanders, for a casual chat about politics and the events of the day. Sanders reached out to his former … Read more
For Hire: Presidential Candidates
Election year makes mincemeat out of most presidential candidates. Debates, town halls, suit shopping, it’s all too much. A former Bush advisor, whose name shall remain anonymous, revealed to us just how bad the situation was. “Jeb hardly raises his hand during group discussions anymore, and he’s stopped eating lunch with the interns. They used … Read more
Jeb Bush Campaign Revealed As This Year’s Biggest Ponzi Scheme
This week, the Jeb Bush campaign was unmasked as an elaborate, $150 million dollar Ponzi scheme designed to trick donors into believing George H.W. Bush’s second son could win the Republican nomination. Thousands of investors were notified of their losses when Jeb Bush dropped out of the presidential race on Saturday, following disappointing showings in … Read more
Deck of Cards: An HPR Original Series, Chapter 3
Editor’s Note: Several weeks ago the HPR received a series of letters from one of our former staff writers, who currently works as a journalist in Washington, D.C. She has recently been following a prominent politician and has transcribed the following narrative without him knowing. Apparently, he began to watch House of Cards, and subsequently … Read more